I am surrounded by Dumbasses

haha thats a line from Spaceballs aka the most wickedly awesome movie ever!
haha but it is true.
i am surrounded by Dumbasses. i mean in the past ten minutes, all the dumbasses in my CMS class freaked out because the eighth graders were coming. okay whoopdefuckingdoo, a bunch of kids we get ot shove into lockers and trash cans. the only reason to care about them is to see who fits where. Then they freaked out when the cookie people came. i mean yeah its the cookie people but geez. the cookies arent that good. and now they are standing at the door waving. if u want to freak out the upcoming freshies then do one of these scenearios:

Scene one!
walk alone into the hallway and whisper in a freshie's ear "you look tasty"
they know think you are cannibal and will eat them.

Scene Two: (this one you need one friend with you and one leading the freshies around)
walk with friend in hall
casually mention how the freshies this year will easily fit into the lockers.
turn to friend escorting freshies: "have you shown them the lockers and the torture chambers?"

Scene Three: when all else fails use this one
sit on bench as they pass by
pet your invisible cat
rock yourself back and forth while laughing maniacally
for extra fun: try to reach out and grab them

these scenearios will ensure best scarement s for upcoming freshies



haha
okay i do believe i am done with this blog.
the end
fin
Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle

Kayy