Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I'm Going to Get the Stripper at Walmart, Mmkay?

Haha just kidding. the Marines got to her first. Haha. So let me fill u in. Ovr the last half of Spring Break, I went to Jacksonville, NC to Camp Lejuene (spell check?) to see my brother-in-law Daniel off to Iraq. Very depressing, let me tell you. And so Mom told me i could hug the hot MArines who didnt have families and that cheered me up a little bit but all the good ones had family. Haha so then we decided on Easter to dye my hair instead of eggs. (we were gonna dye eggs before Daniel left and have an Easter egg hunt for Juan, Nikki and Daniel's friend, but we forgot.) So orginally we were just gonna strip my hair of all chemicals (which is where the stripper at Walmart came in) but we decided to dye it instead. So then the ten hour trip back to the good ol' KNoxville was okay, it wasnt too dreadful. Except before we left Nikki's i told Chris (my evil stepdad) to shut up after he screamed at me to shut up twiec. So my phones gone. Again. And then last night we got into an argument, that was nice. If you're a friend of mine, then you already know the gory details. Except maybe Kaila but thats because i havent talked to her in like Ever (okay a day but still!) Haha well now im supposed to have my stuff moved into the tiny clausterphobic room that might hold my bed and if i jungle gym everywhere, i might be lucky enough to get my dresser. I might not be able to open it but hey. And the stupid thing is, the room arrangements werent a problem. At all. we tried to include my stepsister Chelsie, Chris (the evil stepdad) took it wrong and now im supposed to be shoved in a tiny bedroom that i will surely die in from clausterphobia. (okay so im not really that clausterphobic, i like small spaces SOMETIMES but this will make me clausterphobic. Its tiny!) So yeah. and that brings you up to date. though i doubt anyone actually reads this thing other than maybe Kaila and Helen but whatev. so.
oh i forgot my daily German!
Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle
oh wait italics
Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle
okay there ya go. so im bored.
oh we're starting the ever depressing Edgar Allen Poe in English class.
Yesterday (i wasnt at school. sorry for that.) we were supposed to read "the cask of armidillo" (spell check!) for homework and we discussed it today. I have to read it for homework tonight but i got the main point of it. Basically this guy gets this other guy drunk then kills him by chaining him to a wall in this catacomb which i think is like an underground like cemetery basically. and cave like. sorta. i dont know. but tonight we have to read "Sniper." It sounds kinda freaky but its probably just somethign stupid. Ugh. this Edgar Allen Poe shit is gonna get me depressed again. And god knows that we dont need that bad emo mood back, please? i mean im finally getting back into the hiphop music again! sheesh! and then what else... i cant think of anything to really update ya on. Except.....................................................
nope.
nothing.
haha sucks for you.
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cant think of anything. haha so lets look atht estepheniemeyer.com stuff and ill see if theres anything i can rant about on there.
one sec...
Nope. Unless you havent seen the thing about the guy playing James. Except i never really saw JAmes looking as if he just came off Survivor. huh, thats weird.
So lets see what else...
ooh, HElen threatened to cut my bans so i actually have bangs instead of the one random strip. but i like my random strip so nuhh! and lets see oh yeah my new hometown! i have decided that i am going to move to Wallace, North Carolina. Its this little hole in the wall town off of Interstate 40 Westbound. its one of the exits (dont ask me which i dont remember) and you turn left and then drive three miles then you hit Wallace, Bulldog Country. Yeah i was in this town maybe ten minutes and im in love with it. Its near JAcksonville, relatively anyway. we stopped in wallace to get breakfast so. and it has that little hometown, everyone knows ya type thing. kinda like a Stars Hollow-y feeling. No Babbette and Miss Patty though. I think i saw a Diner though. haha.So i have decided that Wallace is like amazing so im moving soon there. Okay, so probably not, i love KNoxville and good ol' tennessee too much to do that but i will visit often! haha so yeah; the end. Im in love with a town. haha. so lets see. i dont thinkt heres anything else that needs sharing. oh wait! i just remembered! okay so u know bout WInter Jam? the ubercoolawesome concert with the ubercoolawesome band Skillet? yeah they got snowed in in Indiana and then they cancelled the rest of the tour because other concert schedules the differen bands had wouldnt allow it to continue. Yeah we were jipped. oh well. Oh the gatlinburg trip! i can inform you on that! okay so i spent the night over at Chelseys (kailas sister) and Kaila tuesday night during spring break. and then we got up the next morning, picked up JT, and then me Kaila Chelsey, and Jason headed to WonderWorks. But it was too packed so we went to just drive around Gatlinburg instead. So we drove through the Gatlinburg strip and passed things like "The Rock Shop" (where JT said we get crack rocks) and then we passed the Acorn Store where JT made thins lovely comment "i you want some fucking acorns go into your motherfucking front yard!" haha. so then JT sat in the middle and yelled out the back window asking for his baseball like a retard and yelling "Floppy Cock" instead of "Rocky Top" haha. then we went to eat at O'Charley's then shopping at Rue 21. where i got a new shirt, and JT tried on a small girls shirt that said "Shake it like a salt shaker" haah then we found a large girls and this one had a sandwhich and a piece of bacon and the bacons like "you can find me in the club" haha he supposedly wore it ot the club. haha. so the end.
i have to go.
mr. kelleys making me do gayto oh sorry plato.
gag me
~Kayy

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