Uhm.....*Caution is advised*

So i have officially decided that Plato is fuckin retarded i mean Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle people! I am not five and i know how to use a motherfucking table of contents and i know how to fucking alphabatize. im not fucking three you window licker! okay! and seriously, if i cant read then why the fuck would i be doing this you little motherfucking asshole! God!

*calms down*

okay. sorry for that. okay so today was exciting. it started out when i realized im not going to be able to wear my cult uniform for the second time in a row because we keep forgetting to pick it up! and we just got out of sprin break so i know Sargents gonna bitch me out for that one. ugh and then i get to shool (still half asleep) and hang out with Sarah for a bit, she waits on Bryan, then i went to clean out my locker which i havent used in god knows how long. and then i went downstairs and BRandon flirted with me. i went outside, and helped Nichole sell some brownies and muffins she made. Then BRandon flirted with me again. and he wouldnt buy a muffin. You know i kind of wish James was here so i couldl tell him he had a fight right there he coulda taken. i wouldnt mind any. thats mean. oh well. back to the muffins. the muffins were ubercoolawesome and i bought a muffin afn they were yummy and Helen got one. Then we got really hyper and i talked uberfast and we went inside to bug Cauis, who looked very Luke Dane-ish. (haha Danish like Danish the pastry ha ha) cuz he had a red flannel shirt. no backwards baseball cap though. then i was informed of literary terms i was supposed to do but helen being hte ubernicehardfreakingcore friend she is forgot to tell me so i rushed to finish them but Cauis said i could do them tonight (THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!) and then we went on talking about the assignments and everything then somehow eall the guys were being nerdy with Cauis (OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!) and talking about Star Wars and im like oh wow. Oh yeah and Speed and Nic quoted full scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail aka the ultimate Stoner Movie!well lets see...... i cant think of anything else. other than nope nothing. oh i read Fangs blog and this chicks asking the most random, off the wall, bizarre questions ever and let me tell you i had to go back to the plato and get broed out of my mid every five seconds to keep from busting up laughing. it was funny though.and lets see what else.........
oh i read Helens really depressing emo Edward story and it was really good, even though it said "Washington/California border" i informed her a whole other state was there too (oregon) and i start to wonder if she really is Rosalie on the inside, you know blonde and a bit dumb on the inside. i mean this is the chick who were were talking about Mercedes and she says "what about a Benz?" lol im kidding Helen! u know i love you! haha ugh i have a done enough pointless assignments on gayto yet?! this is boring i mean Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle can we not be treated like second graders just once! ugh! oh yeah th little middle schoolers are coming to tour the school. reminds me of when me and BEth cam elast year. the reject wore high heels wile we walked around being the loud boy crazy freaks we are, pointing out over 300 "hot" guys. theres not even a hundred now and i know 200+ guys didnt all graduate! haha oh speaking of Beth, I talked with her for a brief second, well more like she used me so she could text TIm no doubt, and after Helen was all like "why do u even talk to her ugh" being all kind of snob-bitch. sorry helen but u were. and if she ever reads this i can hear it now. ugh its like coral-ish (coral from RW/RR Gauntlet) "y would u try to say that on ur blog and ont just tell me in person" because i didnt think about it, im trying not to fight with my best friend thanks.
if u havent noticed i have tons of best friends. haha SO this is uber long so im gonna quit for now.
peace and love
Kayy ♥

I'm Going to Get the Stripper at Walmart, Mmkay?

Haha just kidding. the Marines got to her first. Haha. So let me fill u in. Ovr the last half of Spring Break, I went to Jacksonville, NC to Camp Lejuene (spell check?) to see my brother-in-law Daniel off to Iraq. Very depressing, let me tell you. And so Mom told me i could hug the hot MArines who didnt have families and that cheered me up a little bit but all the good ones had family. Haha so then we decided on Easter to dye my hair instead of eggs. (we were gonna dye eggs before Daniel left and have an Easter egg hunt for Juan, Nikki and Daniel's friend, but we forgot.) So orginally we were just gonna strip my hair of all chemicals (which is where the stripper at Walmart came in) but we decided to dye it instead. So then the ten hour trip back to the good ol' KNoxville was okay, it wasnt too dreadful. Except before we left Nikki's i told Chris (my evil stepdad) to shut up after he screamed at me to shut up twiec. So my phones gone. Again. And then last night we got into an argument, that was nice. If you're a friend of mine, then you already know the gory details. Except maybe Kaila but thats because i havent talked to her in like Ever (okay a day but still!) Haha well now im supposed to have my stuff moved into the tiny clausterphobic room that might hold my bed and if i jungle gym everywhere, i might be lucky enough to get my dresser. I might not be able to open it but hey. And the stupid thing is, the room arrangements werent a problem. At all. we tried to include my stepsister Chelsie, Chris (the evil stepdad) took it wrong and now im supposed to be shoved in a tiny bedroom that i will surely die in from clausterphobia. (okay so im not really that clausterphobic, i like small spaces SOMETIMES but this will make me clausterphobic. Its tiny!) So yeah. and that brings you up to date. though i doubt anyone actually reads this thing other than maybe Kaila and Helen but whatev. so.
oh i forgot my daily German!
Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle
oh wait italics
Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle
okay there ya go. so im bored.
oh we're starting the ever depressing Edgar Allen Poe in English class.
Yesterday (i wasnt at school. sorry for that.) we were supposed to read "the cask of armidillo" (spell check!) for homework and we discussed it today. I have to read it for homework tonight but i got the main point of it. Basically this guy gets this other guy drunk then kills him by chaining him to a wall in this catacomb which i think is like an underground like cemetery basically. and cave like. sorta. i dont know. but tonight we have to read "Sniper." It sounds kinda freaky but its probably just somethign stupid. Ugh. this Edgar Allen Poe shit is gonna get me depressed again. And god knows that we dont need that bad emo mood back, please? i mean im finally getting back into the hiphop music again! sheesh! and then what else... i cant think of anything to really update ya on. Except.....................................................
nope.
nothing.
haha sucks for you.
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cant think of anything. haha so lets look atht estepheniemeyer.com stuff and ill see if theres anything i can rant about on there.
one sec...
Nope. Unless you havent seen the thing about the guy playing James. Except i never really saw JAmes looking as if he just came off Survivor. huh, thats weird.
So lets see what else...
ooh, HElen threatened to cut my bans so i actually have bangs instead of the one random strip. but i like my random strip so nuhh! and lets see oh yeah my new hometown! i have decided that i am going to move to Wallace, North Carolina. Its this little hole in the wall town off of Interstate 40 Westbound. its one of the exits (dont ask me which i dont remember) and you turn left and then drive three miles then you hit Wallace, Bulldog Country. Yeah i was in this town maybe ten minutes and im in love with it. Its near JAcksonville, relatively anyway. we stopped in wallace to get breakfast so. and it has that little hometown, everyone knows ya type thing. kinda like a Stars Hollow-y feeling. No Babbette and Miss Patty though. I think i saw a Diner though. haha.So i have decided that Wallace is like amazing so im moving soon there. Okay, so probably not, i love KNoxville and good ol' tennessee too much to do that but i will visit often! haha so yeah; the end. Im in love with a town. haha. so lets see. i dont thinkt heres anything else that needs sharing. oh wait! i just remembered! okay so u know bout WInter Jam? the ubercoolawesome concert with the ubercoolawesome band Skillet? yeah they got snowed in in Indiana and then they cancelled the rest of the tour because other concert schedules the differen bands had wouldnt allow it to continue. Yeah we were jipped. oh well. Oh the gatlinburg trip! i can inform you on that! okay so i spent the night over at Chelseys (kailas sister) and Kaila tuesday night during spring break. and then we got up the next morning, picked up JT, and then me Kaila Chelsey, and Jason headed to WonderWorks. But it was too packed so we went to just drive around Gatlinburg instead. So we drove through the Gatlinburg strip and passed things like "The Rock Shop" (where JT said we get crack rocks) and then we passed the Acorn Store where JT made thins lovely comment "i you want some fucking acorns go into your motherfucking front yard!" haha. so then JT sat in the middle and yelled out the back window asking for his baseball like a retard and yelling "Floppy Cock" instead of "Rocky Top" haha. then we went to eat at O'Charley's then shopping at Rue 21. where i got a new shirt, and JT tried on a small girls shirt that said "Shake it like a salt shaker" haah then we found a large girls and this one had a sandwhich and a piece of bacon and the bacons like "you can find me in the club" haha he supposedly wore it ot the club. haha. so the end.
i have to go.
mr. kelleys making me do gayto oh sorry plato.
gag me
~Kayy