Have a Trix

It might take too long to turn the lights back on
I guess I lay awake, I guess I'll lay here and pray
Could you pour me one more drink? A glass of gasoline
Help me burn my pain, light me up in the rain
My so-called life is so good

Why do we die?
Why do we die?
Slow down

You wonder how I’ve been, you ain’t been checking in
Just hope my vital signs would send me home again
My baby’s in the grass, Jesus on the dash
I drive myself insane just hoping I could stay
My so-called life is so good

Why do we die?
Why do we die?
Slow down

Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down

When deserts turn into floods, White orchids cover with mud
No magic carpet today, not today
Who takes the reigns when I’m gone disintegrate from my throne?
No magic carpet today, not today

Why do we die?
Why do we die?
Why do we die?
Why do we die?
~Why~Limp Bizkit

So. Today is gonna be a good day. I can tell. Today is going to be good. I had a Trix bar. Trix bar=Half Baked. Half Baked=44 Pi Magic. Therefore Trix bar=44 PI Magic. Todays okay. OKay, for those who dont know, I'll explain the Trix bar. They used to sell Trix cereal bars in the cafeteria and i would buy one in the mornings and bring it to third period, where before the bell rang, i divided it up and fed myself, Helen, Eric, Ben, Abbey, Alexis, Buck and occasionally Shay. With one cereal bar. IT held us over until lunch and made us really hyper and talkative. ( thats why it equals 44 pi magic!!!) and this semester they quit selling them. So, desperate, me and Helen went on a search for the 44 Pi Magical Trix bar! So we searched Walmart, Target and Sams CLub. I think i even looked for them at Food City and Ingles one time (*NOTE: TRY KROGERS.) and no Trix bar to be found. *cue "awwwww"* so we search and search then one day my trusty steed (ya hear that, Shrek? She called me your trusty steed!) Kaila called and said that her school, the great and amazing Powell High School sold Trix bars!! Can you imagine the enthusiam?! And so i desperately sought out a way to get Trix bars from the Great and amazing Powell. (only great and amazing because they sold Trix) So i arranged to give a ten to Kaila the next time i saw her and then i would have Trix galore! But, i wouldn see her for a week or two, so what do i do? search for another way. and BOOM! theres the answer as im leaving ROTC. Taylor. Taylor is amazing because in his bag is a Trix cereal bar! i Arrange to bring him a dollar for the fifty cent Trix bar. And tada! i have my Trix bar!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! And so me and Helen ate in on the way down here to Byington and now i wish i still had it. oh well. I had Trix. all is right in the world. SOooooooo what now? I had something to say but i dont remember anymore.....something about....damn it. I lost it. OH! teh Pope! So Rhiannon left to see the POpe! And i want to crash the POpe's party. But i dont know if i should. like im not Catholic and everything....he'd know. OH! So me and HElen had an interesting conversation. helen was talking about would the Pope know she wasnt a good Catholic, and shes like Jesus would tell him. And i'm like the pope has Jesus's cell phone number! COOL! and then that led to the fact that instead of cell phone conversations The Pope and Jesus have web cam conversations. ANd then i thought well would Jesus be number on on speed dail or would that still be Voicemail? And so we decided that Voicemail would be first because what if the Devil called and left a voicemail? Then that would mean that the Devil is before JEsus and then the POpe would come kill us so that cant be right. THen helen said fine instead of the Devil calling it's Angelina Jolie. And im thinking same difference right? WRONG! Angelina Jolie is evil-er. Bwhahahaha. Then that ld to the discussion that Brad Pitt is only going out with Angelina Jolie because she puts out. haha. whore. so theres our wonderful The POpe-to-Angelina Jolie conversation. It was quite interesting. Kinda like the quaint litte bunny. haha the funny thing is only Kaila knows about the quaint little bunny, and POgue of course. Or was it Reid? i dont know anyway. Thers the story. OH! So i remembered what i was gonna tell u earlier. So im getting sick cuz of allergies and i think im losing my voice. Yeah that sucks! but i still have my trusty steed right?
Oh thats scary.
So apparently a thirteen year old kid corrected NASA. Thats scary. Dude NASA's gonna be the death of us, I swear. Hey, i wonder if you can blog when your dead? thats be cool. like u know the whole interactive spirits thing? Okay lets say for the sake of argue,emt that ghosts exist. Which i personallybelieve is true. But anyway, so ghosts exist and they can interact. COuld they be able to type on the computer and blog? i mean blogging ghosts, call me crazy but it could be possible. They could use the energy from the computer enough to type and blog. Right? Hmm.. interesting.
Well I'm gonna get off of here for a bit. Maybe hi-jack Helens blog, or maybe Kaila. I dont know. maybe. Well till tomorrow, Loves.
Have a Trix
~KAyy