My whole school istrict has gone insane. its not just you know Karns, its the whole district. Yeah, Powell's insane too. So apparently everthing over there is sexual like, example, the math classes and the reading of Romeo and Juliet, talking about banging people on the castle wall. Then yesterday in ROTCy talking about haha spanking and "suck squeeze bang blow" which is a DIRECT QUOTE FROM COLONEL. YEAH!!! did he forget he was in a room full of bored, gutter-minded teenagers! i mean seriously, man! think! omigah! yesterday was just sexual. today is insane. not only do i have to wear the uniform and gaytard hat, but also we had to convince AJ that GODZILLA was not real. yeah. the kid was convinced that not only did Godzilla exist, but so did the Anaconda movies and stuff like that. Me and Helen tried to convince him vampiresexist but Cauis turned hte conversation around. I think its because hes Volturi and doesntt want all these humans knowing about the vampire world.
lol
see im even going insane. oh and yesterday i wore a skirt for the first time n freshman year and everyone was like "Kayla---skirt? what the----" haha it was fun. and no i have decided that, when weather allows, skirts wiill come out. ask kaila, in summer, skirts and shorts are my wardrobe. No jeans at all. haha i dont get why its so shocking but whatever. ugh, boredness muchly ™
oh yeah, so after recieving a voicemail addressing me as bella, kayy, kayla and mclovin, I have discovered that i have too many names. I have been called the following:
1. Kayla
2. Kayy
3. Bella
4. toto
5. momma (even though i dont have kids!!!)
6. Lt. Curly Pants (haha)
7. Lion
8. Chicken
9. ROTCy
10. Crazy Chick with the Curly Hair
and apparently (11) McLovin lol
i am now only going by two names, with conditions though. And no, mcLovin is not one of them.
1) Kayla. That is what i will respond to from now on
2) Kayy wish is my PENNAME and will nto respond to it any other way.
any other names must be submitted for approval.
so nuh!
i only have two now!
but i only answer to one verbal name so ha!
i win!
ugh i hate this uniform i have to wear. its uncomfortable and shoulder pads! really! i mean that went out when the Beatles were in! seriousy now!
ugh m so glad only seven more weeks of school. but then again not. but we're not talking baout that now. dude. i have no idea how im getting home today. mom wants me to ride the bus home but i can do that because of this damn uniform and i brought clothes to change in and im going to ask if i can come change at three so i can ride home like mom asked. but i dont know if they'll approve it. and i'll need to borrow hangers. i dont know, i'll ask beth what she thinks i should do. i might just walk down that mud hill in these shows and just clean them off really good later. i dont know. i'll talk to beth.
ugh i hate this stupid plato shit.
its retarded and has no real meaning at all.
oh well.
dude. boredness muchly ™
i want to get out of this class, out of this uniform (outta the gutter please), ugh!
i want to do something........
i want to go to japan. lol
wow
the funny thing is no one really knows the inside joke on that, other than Beth. ooh wow finally me and beth have a good inside joke.
okay well
im gona go read up on gilmore girls quotes to pass between me and helen
Peace
~kayy
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LOL
So I can't call you Lieutenant Curly Pants??!?!?!!?
:'[
*tear*
:D
Just kidding.
All right, so you're going to call me this afternoon when you get home
and we are going to discuss what movies we are going to watch.
-Peace to the outs
Kaila Nicole (and now apparently Lady Capulet is forcing pedphilia and Rosaline [which is her EXACT name. Helen will be pleased with this] won't "spread her legs" for Romeo, even though he basically offered her gold to have sex with him)
Can we say "Ye Olde Prostitution"?
:D
Uhm..So you won't respond to Bella anymore? Not cool, maaaaaan!!
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