It's Cauis 2.0!

Okay so me and Helen are working on our story starring the uberawesome Coach Rice as Cauis! And its about how Cauis came to be an evil vampire and i was like well this is Cauis 2.0! it was hilarious. OH before i go any farther, go to this link
you have to be an imdb member to see it but its frikin hilarious. OKay and so our uber awesome English class. We had a fifteen minute debate about the differences between a taco and a burrito. Not even kidding. And then Spped kept sayign how he was going to get a Breakfast Taco, and it was amazing. And then we made taco vs burrito refrences throughout the entire class. And before class Helen was being a hilarious bitch and look to this chick Mary that no one likes and was like "you look like Pippi Longstockings on crack!" it was hilarious! and then she apologized. Oh and then we watched the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Romeo and Juliet and absolutely laughed our asses off when they died. It was hilarious because she frickin MOVES and he doesnt notice and then she opens her eyes and watches him open the poison and touches his hand just as he drinks it and hes like "SHIT!" me and Helen were laughing the loudest because he looked like "shit, what have i done." and we're like moron! and SPeed wanted to watch Juliet say "oh happy dagger!" especially since it was a gun but Caius 2.0 (hehe) wanted to watch Prince say "ALL IS PUNISHEDED!" But the bell rang and everyone got up to leave but he held us hostage anyway. yeah
anyway. ima go because im trying to find this fanfic on the imdb boards that was amazing.

peace loves
~Kayy

I Shall Shank Thee and Shank Thee I Shall.

So. I officially love Romeo and Juliet. Simply for the conversations it sparks up. Like today we compared Tybalt's death to AJ (who has choosen to go by Alejandro Jose lol) Great Shanker. Yes, he has created a Great Shanker. He taped a piece of paper to the end of a pencil and says hes gonna shank somebody with it. And Speed said that he had a dream last night of AJ shanking someone with a toothbrush. It was great. And then we ate cookies and Krebs wasnt allowed to talk so Speed kept translating. It was great. Then when i was talking to Helen i said something about Hello Kitty and Krebs freaked, well as much as he was allowed to not being able to talk and everything, and him and Helen had a whole conversation about Hello Kitty without him speaking. it was hilarious. I think i like krebs better when he DOESNT talk. haha. So. Im bored now. I'm listening to my Ipod. I finally figured out how to add just the songs i want without deleting them all but they're all in alphabetical order by artist. Its weird. And then like I have two Bullet for my Valentine cds and the Posion one is first because, in alphabetical order, Poison comes before Scream Aim Fire. its weird. I also realized that it takes me forever to type alphabetical. Because i keep forgetting how to spell it. Im bored. oh so haha i shall tell you about my drill comp thing. So we did Inspection where i got counted off for my "sparkly purple" nail polish when i think its really just a shiny flesh color. Fine. its pale purple. but whatever. Smitty thankfully told me that i got a 93 because i guess he could see that i was worried bout my score. And then Sargent came around behind Colonel and Smitty, who by the way is right under Ashli who is the Squadron Commander. So Sargent came round and asked three questions. He asked what stance the element in front of me was at and i said parade rest and got it right. in drill what stance must the commander be at to call a command? Attention. Then the question i love the best. "You are in drill. You are at parade rest. What must occur before order arms?" and i know he was looking for come to attention but I said, with a huge smile "you must be called to attention, present arms, then order arms can properly be called." and hes like well yeah guess so. and moved on. And then we did the drill thing and i think we did better on the practice round. AND OMIGOD. the nerve he has! So Nikki came to watch right? And Nikki told me that before we even started Sargent told her "you know your sister cant march worth crap, right?" which i know i cant. I suck. I'll be the first to say it but he really didnt need to do that. it was uncalled for and unneccessary. And im killing beth. Not only was she high yesterday, both in uniform and in front of my sister who could tell, but also she ran into Taylor by accident and turned to me and says "I just grabbed his penis!" with my sister there! i mean seriously? and then she was being the hypocritical bitch she is and when this girl (i will not mention her name) fell doing the standard Thursady-I-Dont-want-to-wear-this-uniform-so-i'll-fake-sick routine, Beth, who does the same damn thing, got all bent out of shape and was all over her, "honey are you okay? stand up, careful sweetie," which just gives her the attention she wants, Beth goes "shes faking it" literally behind the girl's back. Seriously? And now, because everyone else except me and beth is going on the trip, me and beth are the only ROTCy people, and the only person i know and can sit with, has to sit together. ugh! and i forgot to get a lunch pass to the library so i cant escape to the library and i cant escape to the back gym because ROTC, including Colonel and Sargent, are leaving at 1:30 and we cant get permission to be back there. So that sucks and im stuck with her. And i know some people reading this are gonna be like big deal, thirty minutes with beth, but ou dont understand. thats thirty minutes litstening to her bitch constantly.
it sucks majorly. either i hear her bitch or talk about that damn prom. i'm gonna smack a bitch today. Except Jenn and Sarah6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
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will wanna watch. ^^note from James obviously^^
and Kirstyn will wanna smack a hoe too.
I might just do it though and just video tape it so that they can still see it.
I'd do it.
just wish i had that brace still. Thatd hurt.
yeah, i got off topic. i was gonna talk about shanking people. but that didnt work.
alright well ima go check up on Kansas.
~KAyy ♥