It's Cauis 2.0!

Okay so me and Helen are working on our story starring the uberawesome Coach Rice as Cauis! And its about how Cauis came to be an evil vampire and i was like well this is Cauis 2.0! it was hilarious. OH before i go any farther, go to this link
you have to be an imdb member to see it but its frikin hilarious. OKay and so our uber awesome English class. We had a fifteen minute debate about the differences between a taco and a burrito. Not even kidding. And then Spped kept sayign how he was going to get a Breakfast Taco, and it was amazing. And then we made taco vs burrito refrences throughout the entire class. And before class Helen was being a hilarious bitch and look to this chick Mary that no one likes and was like "you look like Pippi Longstockings on crack!" it was hilarious! and then she apologized. Oh and then we watched the Leonardo DiCaprio version of Romeo and Juliet and absolutely laughed our asses off when they died. It was hilarious because she frickin MOVES and he doesnt notice and then she opens her eyes and watches him open the poison and touches his hand just as he drinks it and hes like "SHIT!" me and Helen were laughing the loudest because he looked like "shit, what have i done." and we're like moron! and SPeed wanted to watch Juliet say "oh happy dagger!" especially since it was a gun but Caius 2.0 (hehe) wanted to watch Prince say "ALL IS PUNISHEDED!" But the bell rang and everyone got up to leave but he held us hostage anyway. yeah
anyway. ima go because im trying to find this fanfic on the imdb boards that was amazing.

peace loves
~Kayy

"You are not John Rice anymore. That man is dead now. Now, you will be known only as 'The Law Giver'."

yes, Cauis, you will be the LAw Giver and only that.
haha. its a line form the story me and HElen are creating. So yeah i know i've already posted today but get over it. I'm Comcastic therefore there has to be somethign other than emoness on tv.
haha.
so i dont know if Kaila's videos showed up or not on ur guys' computers, but it didnt onthese cause its the stupid school.
So Dollhood should be fun. take my mind off things...
we're gonna ride thunderhead over and over and over and over and over. and then Mystery Mine once because last time we rode it twice in a row, Kaila got sick. So no more of that. and we gotta avoid mitch.
OH!
i havent told u about mitch and the great christmas tree fiasco of 06.
OKAY
so me and Kaila went to Dollyhood one time with her cousins Curtis and Clark. And they have this talking christmas tree. and of course the tree is fake and theres a person inside it and everything. And so we start looking for the camera and mic that HAS to be there. and then we found the camera on the wall and then we were staring at it and MItch, the worker, walked over and asked what we were looking at and Kaila goes "the wall" and hes like "why?" and i was being a smart ass and go "we like walls!" adn then the tree overheard us and was like "WALLS! I LIKE WALLS!" and then started screaming about the wall and Curtis adn Clark got freaked and left so the tree starts screaming about if it can be Clark's Lois. It was weird. Then Mitch told us we shouldnt be staring at walls and that caused me and Kaila to laugh again adn then hes like "seriously, why were you looking there" and i was like "we found the camera and i was pointing it out." and then he was like why were you looking for a camera? and i was like we're on a scavenger hunt. for cameras! and then we saw he was pissed and left. and then we tried to go back this past christmas and they moved the tree back to where you cant get within thirty feet of the damn thing. Which really sucks because Mitch was down there and we were gonna tell him we were looking for microphones this time. haha.

okay so be glad the emoness mood is slowly fading.........
so now we're gonna try to avoid him (MItch) at all costs because he hates us. and i can prove that.

another story....
So normally on rainy, not really busy days, you can ride the rides over and over. And we normally ride Thunderhead over and over. And normally the people are just like "yeah just change seats so we dont get caught." and everyone working the ride has to agree. and one time mitch was controlling the train and everyone was like yeah sure! and hes like no! get the hell off my ride! he hates us.
its bad.
okay so ima find somehting to do, i might be back later.

I'm Going to Therapy For My Bitch Problems....

well, I'm not, but whore-bitch Beth is. Well, least thats what she told Kirstyn. She told Kirstyn shes "going to therapy so i can start eating and work on my anger issues and my bitch problems." I was like really? because you cant stop being a bitch on your own? Here let me save her time and money....
haha
but i've been banned from kicking beths ass. by both James and Helen.
i cant do it...
bummer.
haha so guess what!
Cauis was walking into school and i go "CAUIS!" and he turns and i wave and hes like "...." it was great. and then as he told us in class he had a really bad morning, his tire exploded and he had to get a ride from his wife and the whole dialogue following that statement was funny. because someone said Cauis had to get a ride from his mommy and Causi is like "yes i got a ride from my mommy" just kidding around adn AJs like "I get a ride from my mommy" it was great. then Cauis had a bunch of phone calls to the guy that was supposed to pick up his acar off the side of the road and then he told us he was going to send this 'slave locked in the basement" after Mr. Parker, the guy who was supposed to pick his car up. and then he explained that the "slave has been locked in my basement for 26 years. he was frozen in ice. he's egyptian." then Nick (affectionately called Yoda) asked what his name was and Cauis is like dont worry about it you wont be able to pronounce it. So now we are saying that the Egyptian slave is really Felix. haha.
dude. im bore dto the extreme. and tired. I got four and half hours of sleep last night, me and Nikki went out. we have this tradition of going out on midnight walmart trips. and last nigth we took our wamart trip. First we went to Taco Bell to see Amber, one of her old high school friends. and then we went back to the house because Nikki forgot her debit card then we went to the Taco Bell in fron of walmart, then we went into Walmart and just walked around. And then at ONE IN THE MORNING we leave. it was pretty fun. I'm tired today though. And we're playing the Army recruiters in flag football next period. Fun....and i get to talk to Beth because thats all im allowed to do. Gah....im like half asleep.
dudeeeeeee so i think i figured a way to go to Dollyhood without having to take money from peopel *cough cough*. Nikkis told me if i want to go to dollywood just go and i think im just gonna go ahead and go with the everyone to dollywood and just plan to do somethign else with her next time shes in. so Kaila's got this one free admission thing that ima use until i got money to get my pass upgraded. she dont know bout this yet though. haha. dude...bored and tired and halfasleep and i pray that we play tackle when we play the recruiters because i will knock beth on her ass--even if shes on my team. okay u know what? im bored and half asleep adn i hate htis. Dude, so i havent drawn on my hand in like a week adn my hand has a blue and pink heart stained on there. its really faded now but its still there. thats so cool
oh so theres like only 13 more school days left. well, 14 including MAy 9th when im skippin to go to dollyhood. i just hope i get all my exams in before then. ah! i hate my shoelaces. I got new ones but they're really thin and dont really do anything, not even tie the shoe tight enough to stay on my foot adn its annoying as hell. dude. boredom. Oh so ...shit...i forgot.
nevermind.
dude its cold in here. .
gah i wanna go sleep. wither that or someone bring me coffee. i personally vote for u bringing me Starbucks because, hey lets face it, Starbucks just rocks. Plus, im not allowed to sleep--some dumbass thing Eddies making em do to "prepare me for being a vampire"
lol
dude..boredom.....
i just realized how much i say dude
i gotta quit that
im annoying myself. so i know i must be annoying u peoples.
im like fixing to fall asleep.
never again will i go on a walmart trip that lasts, what?, two hours?.
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okay Music Gods, have your laugh. i personally dont think its funny to play soft songs on my ipod when im already fighting sleep.
thank you very much!
my ipods dying
i think i pissed them off.
sorry.....


so where am i going after school? do i want to be forced to sit with Beth and ride to Mimis or go home? normally on fridays i have to go to Mimis but because dads working late i get my choice. im thinking the house. so i can charge my ipod sooner.
and now im reading posts on IMDbc.com's message board bout things emmy would do/say
pretty funny shit.
jesus freakin christ could this period go by any slower?! the internet is boring when there no myspace. i seriously dont hitnk theres anything to do but ramble on and on about howbored i am................................................
theres nothinggggggg..........



unless i go and try to find more copper ridge shit but that gets boring really easily because its always the same articles..

ima go do something though
see yaaa
~Kayy

FOLLOW THE POWER HUNGRY VAMPIRE!

Peep the style and the kids checking for it
The number one question is
How could you ignore it
We drop right back in the cut
Over basement tracks
With raps that got you backing this up like
(rewind that)
We're just rolling with the rhythm
Rise from the ashes of the stylistic division
With these non-stop lyrics of life living
Not to be forgotten
But still unforgiven
But in the meantime there are those who wanna
Talk this and that
So I suppose it gets to a point
Feelings gotta get hurt
And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt
(It goes)

Try to give you warning
But everyone ignores me
(Told you everything loud and clear)
But nobody's listening
Call to you so clearly
But you don't want to hear me
(Told you everything loudu and clear)
But nobody's listening

I got a
Heart full of pain
Head full of stress
Handfull of anger
Held in my chest
And everything left is aw aste of time
I hate my rhymes
(But I hate everyone else's more)
I�m riding on the back of this pressure
Guessing that it�s better
I cant keep myself together
Because all of this stress
Gave me something to write on
The pain gave me something
I could set my sights on
You never forget the blood sweat and tears
The uphill struggle over years
The fear and the trash talking
And the people it was to
And the people that started it
Just like you

I got a
Heart full of pain
Head full of stress
Handful of anger
Held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood, sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
(Coming at you)
~Nobody's Listening~Linkin Park

Okay so i've gotten complaints *Kaila!* about the song lyrics. just skip over them if you dont want to read them. easy as that. And no, Kansas, I havent read ur stories yet but im working on it. I would read them today but i have to find an alternate party plan for Helen because she was informed this mornign this will be her last birthday party because her moms afraid kids will start drinking at hte parties. And now shes thinking the tea party is kinda lame. So as BFOTBG (haha spin on the Gilmore Girls BFOTB haha) I have to try to find a new party plan. FUn. More ideas on that later. I have to find a cookie recipe too for AJ. You remember right? the kid we had to convince godzilla wasnt real? well AJ"s like a little kid in a lot of ways. Like if ya hurt him itsd scar him. and i wasnt thinking about this fact adn during our little writing workshop i gave him a three on word choice because he used the same words over and over, and everyone else got 4. So he sees and gets his feeling hurt and i feel terrible so i change it to a four and im baking cookies to get back on his good side. And i guess ill give some to everyone in English too.Oh and there was a fire drill today. me and HElen were having an interesting conversation. see below
Helen: If this was a real fire we'd all die cuz we're walking slow
Me: no, Caius would save us
Helen:No he wouldnt
Me: yeah he would. he wants more vampires
Helen: why doe she want more vampires?
Me: so the vampire world can take over hte hman world
Helen: but the vampires dont want to take over hte world. They want less vampires
Me: yeah but theres a revolt and now Cauis was intent on world domination
Helen:But why would Cauis want to rule the world?
Me: He's a power hungry vampire and wants to rule the world
Now we were approaching Coach Rice aka Cauis
Helen: Go ask him
Me:okay.
*looks over at Cauis*
Me: Hey Caius? *no response* Coach Rice?
Cauis: Yeah?
Me: Are you intent on world domination?
Cauis: Yes
Me: *turning to HElen* SEE!!!!!!
haha it was funny then he started to walking towards the building before they gave the all clear and this conversation occured
Helen: wheres he going? is he trying to kill us in the fire?! (there was no fire lol)
Me: FOLLOW THE POWER HUNGRY VAMPIRE!
it was pretty damn funny. and now i am going to brainstorm ideas for helens party:
~James suggested laser tag.
~i'm thinking somethign at her house
~I suggested somethign Beatles themed but HElen shot it down
~uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
~Cotton Eyed Joes!
~oh shit.
~That might work.
~okay run the cotton eyed joes idea past helen....
what else....
hmmm.
i dont know.
okay well im a go off in search of a good party idea and cookie recipe for AJs cookies. I'm off.
Till later, loves.
~Kayy