Oh Strangle Me With A Coat Hanger...

So. I made it through Friday alone with Beth, thank god. And I made it through the weekend. But before i get to the weekend, Fridays first.
So we are all very fortunate that Benjy was with me and BEth at lunch or else i just might've gotten in a bunch of trouble. Nonstop, do you know what I hear? Her talking abotu how "prom night's gonna be great" and "what do i do if he got a room"
seriously, I dont care. Go do what you do best, be a whore. And if i have to hear her bitch about how bad her life is swear i'll punch her in her face. I dont care whos there and who saw. I'll do it. But on the upside, i made it to the weekend. But unfortunately I couldnt go to Helens party because Kaila was stuck on the lake with her dad and grandmother and grandfather, leaving me stranded without a ride to Helens party. We had to know by one whether or not i had a ride and i didnt so i had to help pack and move for dad. And packing is lame. because...ok ill just tell you the story. So i went with dad as he met his nephew Glen and picked up a freezer. I stayed over by Glen's truck as they loaded the freezer and then we rode over to the new house out in strawberry plains. We were at Neal' landing off Ashville Hwy so it didnt take long to get there. And im in dad's truck with him listening to metallica as we lead Glen to the new house, the fridge (which is in the back of dads truck) flaps in the wind. Then we unload the freezer only to discover that dad and glen cant get it by themselves so dad calls uncle walter. Then we meet him over at Pappaw Chesneys old house aka the site where dad grew up and hes currently planning to build a house in the backyard. So Uncle Walter meets us adn we get a stove from the falling, decaying house and i play with Crystal's (shes my...cousin?.... i think) dogs, Blue and Daisy/Dixie (we never figuered out which one) and then found pot growing in the side yard. Interesting. And then we went back to the rental house and unloaded the stove and fridge. They got the fridge into the kitchen adn the stove in the kitchen adn ended up putting the freezer, with help from uncle walter, in the basement i think. And then we unloaded boxes, waited til the fridge settles then tried to get it to work adn it broke. so after dad muttering some very choice words we left and he threatened to let all hell loose on the company he had just bought the fridge from. i think he said the compressors broken. Then Sunday we went up to the lakehouse for ten hours and packed then we went to the house unloaded and came back. and i hit my hand many times, when we got home, Mason slammed my hand in the door and i made Eddiemuffinz for Helen to make up for missing her party. And now im sitting her reading about some idiot that successfully jumped with an exact copy of the parachute Leo Da Vinci created.

PAYERNE, Switzerland (AFP) - A 36-year-old Swiss amateur parachutist made a successful 650-metre (2,130-foot) drop Saturday using a replica of a parachute designed more than 500 years ago by Leonardo da Vinci.

see? kinda interesting. No doubt we'll be talking about that in ROTC. fun? i think not. Oh and speaking of fun. So theres this thing on facebook where you can "own" your friends. and i thought itd be funny to steal beth from tim and see how mad he got. And he got pretty mad and sent me a message saying "ill be your friend if you dont steal beth" and im like you can have her. its not like anyone really wants her" and he responded with "thats not really nice to say to be honest that was uncalled for" and im like yeah, so? Does it look like i care? no. not really buddy. And then when i stopped by their (beth tim Kirstyn) table to get the muffinz for helen Beth kinda waved and i just rolled my eyes and tim looked at me and omigod he was pissed. It was great. I really dont like him and i dont give a damn what he thinks.

but anyway. Im bored. theres like absolutely nothing to do. at all. and i've got another hour in here. Oh! i gotta look up something for Helen! She wanted me to look up on the twilight lexicon how many siblings Rosalie had when she was human. And it doesnt say on there about her human life that much. Which means i'll look it up when i get home. Helen said that Rosalie had two younger siblings but she couldnt remember whether it was two brothers or a brother and a sister. But i'll look it up for her. god im bored. Oh and Cauis aint gonna be in class tomorrow which sucks because i hate subs. They suck. oh and people in romeo and juliet need acting lessons
666
because
they seriously suck bad. Like leanns a better actress. and thats sad, like the crying parts, my god. HUgh Jackman does better! seriously! and helens convinced that the guy that played Tybalt (who cant act either) is Asher Fleming from Gilmore Girls. Im checking now.
Deans last name was Forester? uh didnt know that....
Babbette had a last name?!...
wasnt marty the naked guy?...
the pastor had a name?...really...
wow this is interesting but no asher yet...
found him!
Asher Fleming played by Michael York....click Michael York...scroll...god this kid was in alot....BY GOD HE DID! he was Tybalt! well he died anyway. well TYbalt did not Michael York. well maybe he did i dont know. but
OMIGAH!
thats....scary.
and apparently talent gets better with practice because in gilmore girls he was okay but when he played Tybalt, god he sucked. okay. Now what?
So, i guess being a porn star when your a disney kid is in now.
Miley cyrus joined Vanessa whore hudgens.
not shocking.
hey.
my ipod
is amazing!
"Not too late" three days grace is on.
OH!
So ...
guess what!
3 doors down is back1
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they premiered ther new song
"its not my time"
on vh1 top 20 countdown this weekend. its great!
they found a new drummer since the old one went to Nickelback and so they got a new one.
im looking at their site now. ugh its annoying.
they've upgraded to flash...
theres nothing about the new drummer.
nothing. that sucks.
Okay thats it.
killing all of cms
bye!
~Kayy

hey! post 101!

haha cool
so this is the second post of today and i am going to paste a copy of an email i just sent helen. let me know what ya think of the ideas.
~laser tag
~hang out at your house with food
~GO SEE PROM NIGHT!!!!!!!! oh i just thought of this one! okay so let me run this one past you. We go hang out at maybe Turkey Creek or something for a bit, maybe shop or something i dont know. Then go to the PInnacle (or West Town mall then regal. your choice.) then go to see Prom Night with the uber sexy Kellan Lutz aka Emmett. And then go to your house where we hang out and watch movies. And i'm looking up times as we speak, er, type. so u have everything you need to make a decsion. Arg! they dont have showtimes posted yet on Fandango.com! well i will have them to u whenever they do. Oh so i appointed myself BFOTBG. Kinda like Sookies BFOTB (best friend of the bride) therefore she does alot to help with the wedding. im BFOTBG (best friend of the birthday girl) So i get to help look up movie times! k? well theres that idea
well i cant find anything on the web about good party ideas but im still thinking.................
what about.....
no thats stupid.......
uhm. how about we just convince Cauis to take us to Volterra for your birthday?
haha
Ooh! maybe we can get the Pope to come down here after the New York stuff and he can come like bless you or something. Yeah it goes against dane Cooks thing but hey its something.
or....uhm.......lets........ooh! when the pope comes to bless you we'll kidnap Cauis and have the Pope fly us back to Italy (because apparently the Popes in Italy not England) and we'll get to Volterra by forcing Cauis to show us the way! haha! success! okay well maybe not but at least im trying...........................
we can........
haha read this real quick. its part of Holy Grail
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

hahahahahah
thats almost as good as the Holy Hand Grenade scene
we have to watch that soon. okay so party ideas...............
uhm we got laser tag, hanging out (blarg?) and then prom night....and of course kidnapping hte pope and Cauis to fly to Volterra but......what about............
we could roll someones house! haha i did that my tenth birthday! okay so it was my own house but still....
how about..........................what about............. going and....... playing putt putt in dresses was a pretty spiffy idea.......and maybe.....we could go to Wonder Works up in Gatlinburg. Its like $20 per person though. and if its too crowded you cant do much..... lets see,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
okay im out of ideas.
I'll try to think some more up later.




okay so now i think ima go read some of Kansas' stories
till later, Loves
~kayy

FOLLOW THE POWER HUNGRY VAMPIRE!

Peep the style and the kids checking for it
The number one question is
How could you ignore it
We drop right back in the cut
Over basement tracks
With raps that got you backing this up like
(rewind that)
We're just rolling with the rhythm
Rise from the ashes of the stylistic division
With these non-stop lyrics of life living
Not to be forgotten
But still unforgiven
But in the meantime there are those who wanna
Talk this and that
So I suppose it gets to a point
Feelings gotta get hurt
And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt
(It goes)

Try to give you warning
But everyone ignores me
(Told you everything loud and clear)
But nobody's listening
Call to you so clearly
But you don't want to hear me
(Told you everything loudu and clear)
But nobody's listening

I got a
Heart full of pain
Head full of stress
Handfull of anger
Held in my chest
And everything left is aw aste of time
I hate my rhymes
(But I hate everyone else's more)
I�m riding on the back of this pressure
Guessing that it�s better
I cant keep myself together
Because all of this stress
Gave me something to write on
The pain gave me something
I could set my sights on
You never forget the blood sweat and tears
The uphill struggle over years
The fear and the trash talking
And the people it was to
And the people that started it
Just like you

I got a
Heart full of pain
Head full of stress
Handful of anger
Held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood, sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
(Coming at you)
~Nobody's Listening~Linkin Park

Okay so i've gotten complaints *Kaila!* about the song lyrics. just skip over them if you dont want to read them. easy as that. And no, Kansas, I havent read ur stories yet but im working on it. I would read them today but i have to find an alternate party plan for Helen because she was informed this mornign this will be her last birthday party because her moms afraid kids will start drinking at hte parties. And now shes thinking the tea party is kinda lame. So as BFOTBG (haha spin on the Gilmore Girls BFOTB haha) I have to try to find a new party plan. FUn. More ideas on that later. I have to find a cookie recipe too for AJ. You remember right? the kid we had to convince godzilla wasnt real? well AJ"s like a little kid in a lot of ways. Like if ya hurt him itsd scar him. and i wasnt thinking about this fact adn during our little writing workshop i gave him a three on word choice because he used the same words over and over, and everyone else got 4. So he sees and gets his feeling hurt and i feel terrible so i change it to a four and im baking cookies to get back on his good side. And i guess ill give some to everyone in English too.Oh and there was a fire drill today. me and HElen were having an interesting conversation. see below
Helen: If this was a real fire we'd all die cuz we're walking slow
Me: no, Caius would save us
Helen:No he wouldnt
Me: yeah he would. he wants more vampires
Helen: why doe she want more vampires?
Me: so the vampire world can take over hte hman world
Helen: but the vampires dont want to take over hte world. They want less vampires
Me: yeah but theres a revolt and now Cauis was intent on world domination
Helen:But why would Cauis want to rule the world?
Me: He's a power hungry vampire and wants to rule the world
Now we were approaching Coach Rice aka Cauis
Helen: Go ask him
Me:okay.
*looks over at Cauis*
Me: Hey Caius? *no response* Coach Rice?
Cauis: Yeah?
Me: Are you intent on world domination?
Cauis: Yes
Me: *turning to HElen* SEE!!!!!!
haha it was funny then he started to walking towards the building before they gave the all clear and this conversation occured
Helen: wheres he going? is he trying to kill us in the fire?! (there was no fire lol)
Me: FOLLOW THE POWER HUNGRY VAMPIRE!
it was pretty damn funny. and now i am going to brainstorm ideas for helens party:
~James suggested laser tag.
~i'm thinking somethign at her house
~I suggested somethign Beatles themed but HElen shot it down
~uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
~Cotton Eyed Joes!
~oh shit.
~That might work.
~okay run the cotton eyed joes idea past helen....
what else....
hmmm.
i dont know.
okay well im a go off in search of a good party idea and cookie recipe for AJs cookies. I'm off.
Till later, loves.
~Kayy