Showing posts with label Cussing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cussing. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Useless Babbling.

And to start us out....My Obsession-Skillet

Your touch, your ways
Leave me dumb without reason
Your love, my cage
My prison so pleasing
I spend my days
Tangled in thoughts of you
Stuck in this place
Resigned to be your fool

I thirst no longer
Drenching my soul
Pour out like water

You’re my only infatuation
Don’t leave me stranded
In my obsession
My purpose, my possession
Live and die in my obsession
My obsession

Oh

Come down to me
Don’t ever say that it’s over
I kiss your feet
Worship the air you breathe
Your love, my gift
You go and I will follow
My dream, my wish
Don’t leave me here so helpless

I thirst no longer
Drenching my soul
Pour out like water

You’re my only infatuation
Don’t leave me stranded
In my obsession
My purpose, my possession
Live and die in my obsession
My obsession

Am I a lunatic?
I’m going crazy
For just a word from
For just a touch from you

And I’m exploding like chemicals
I’m going crazy, can’t get enough (2x)

I thirst no longer
I thirst, yeah
Drenching my soul
Drenching, oh

I thirst no longer
Drenching my soul
Pour out like water

You’re my only infatuation
Don’t leave me stranded
In my obsession
My purpose, my possession
Live and die in my obsession
Oh, oh, oh, my obsession
Oh, oh, oh, my obsession
My obsession


So has anyone else noticed my strange obsession with posting songs that mean one thing i twist em to mean something totally differnt? i love it. Dude, i am so psyched! I got an out-of-state reader too! Hi Kansas!!!! Oh and about the fake-accent things, Kansas pointed out that theirs nothing wrong with it, except for the fact that Beth does it constantly and no one can make her shut up! And I am teaching Beth how to cuss right because she cant do it. She thinks that every other word must be a cuss word and the cuss words must alternate between "fuck" and "shit" and its annoying. I have told her im not listening to her until she learns to cuss correctly. Does anyone remember in I, Robot where Shia LeBouf played Farber, and he couldnt cuss?

NS5 Robots: You have been deemed hazardous. Will you comply?
Farber: You can kiss my ass, metal dick!

Farber: I got this fine-ass little yummy. I mean she is complete and agreeable, ass-hot spankable, Spoon.
Detective Del Spooner: What does that even mean?
Farber: You know what that means, now stop barracadin' and give me the damn-ass keys!
Detective Del Spooner: First off, stop cussing, cause you're not good at it.
Farber: Well at least give me ten for the bus, man. I been there for you.
Detective Del Spooner: Go home.
Farber: Okay. That's strike one, Spoon. That's strike one!


Farber: Oh, Mother-damn, she just shot at you with her eyes closed, Spoon.
Detective Del Spooner: Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?
Susan Calvin: Well it worked, didn't it?
Farber: Spoon, she is shit-hot, man. You gotta put in a good word for me.
Detective Del Spooner: Stop cussing!
Farber: And go home, I gotcha.
Detective Del Spooner: [to Calvin] *Aim* and fire.


Farber cusses better than Beth does, mmkay? this kid needs help. Seriously because, no. Like direct quote from Beth. "Mother fuck, why the fuck di dyou not let me fucking have some shit" talking about PURFUME, what the bloody hell! (ok, Kansas, so taking some accents is pretty cool but not constantly). Gah, Bored Muchly ™
So im stealing helens idea and im makin a list thingy too because browsing internet and useless babbling in a boring type format==sucks. K? So heres we go
--classes suck this semester.
--no really
--English is okay though
--AJ's pretty funny
--Krebs is annoying though
--2nd is this
--Blogging
--And nothing else
--Kinda boring.
--third is ROCTy
--No commment, self explainatory.
--I want coffee
--bad.
--and cookies
--my arm hurts
--I ran into another pole today
--it hurt.
--I think i've formed another bruise.
--I need to talk to Helen about creating an ad for my site too
--help me remember
--cms sucks
--i need new songs on my ipod
--Any suggestions, Kansas?
--bored muchly ™
-- Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle
--Lets go get the stripper at Walmart. lol
--Lets go to Japan
--No really
--I'll do it
--Bored.
--this class sucks
--i have another hour in here
--Kill me no
--no wait, dont
--Lets go watch Elmo
--Or Dora
--Either works
--Whats with everyone wearing kid show backpacks and stuff? its weird
--haha I still have Cheetos from the lockin
--on February 8, 2008
--they're pretty good
--Jeff Foxworthy: This one goes out to the younger ones out there. If your mother still drives you to school, you ain't no "gangsta", pull your pants up! Your back pockets should not be behind your knees!
--Haha
--u should check out kaila's blog
--i post on there occasionally.
-- ordinarily-unperfect.blogspot.com
--dude
--boredom.
--im gettin off.
--see ya

--Kayy

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Uhm.....*Caution is advised*

So i have officially decided that Plato is fuckin retarded i mean Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle people! I am not five and i know how to use a motherfucking table of contents and i know how to fucking alphabatize. im not fucking three you window licker! okay! and seriously, if i cant read then why the fuck would i be doing this you little motherfucking asshole! God!

*calms down*

okay. sorry for that. okay so today was exciting. it started out when i realized im not going to be able to wear my cult uniform for the second time in a row because we keep forgetting to pick it up! and we just got out of sprin break so i know Sargents gonna bitch me out for that one. ugh and then i get to shool (still half asleep) and hang out with Sarah for a bit, she waits on Bryan, then i went to clean out my locker which i havent used in god knows how long. and then i went downstairs and BRandon flirted with me. i went outside, and helped Nichole sell some brownies and muffins she made. Then BRandon flirted with me again. and he wouldnt buy a muffin. You know i kind of wish James was here so i couldl tell him he had a fight right there he coulda taken. i wouldnt mind any. thats mean. oh well. back to the muffins. the muffins were ubercoolawesome and i bought a muffin afn they were yummy and Helen got one. Then we got really hyper and i talked uberfast and we went inside to bug Cauis, who looked very Luke Dane-ish. (haha Danish like Danish the pastry ha ha) cuz he had a red flannel shirt. no backwards baseball cap though. then i was informed of literary terms i was supposed to do but helen being hte ubernicehardfreakingcore friend she is forgot to tell me so i rushed to finish them but Cauis said i could do them tonight (THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!) and then we went on talking about the assignments and everything then somehow eall the guys were being nerdy with Cauis (OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!) and talking about Star Wars and im like oh wow. Oh yeah and Speed and Nic quoted full scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail aka the ultimate Stoner Movie!well lets see...... i cant think of anything else. other than nope nothing. oh i read Fangs blog and this chicks asking the most random, off the wall, bizarre questions ever and let me tell you i had to go back to the plato and get broed out of my mid every five seconds to keep from busting up laughing. it was funny though.and lets see what else.........
oh i read Helens really depressing emo Edward story and it was really good, even though it said "Washington/California border" i informed her a whole other state was there too (oregon) and i start to wonder if she really is Rosalie on the inside, you know blonde and a bit dumb on the inside. i mean this is the chick who were were talking about Mercedes and she says "what about a Benz?" lol im kidding Helen! u know i love you! haha ugh i have a done enough pointless assignments on gayto yet?! this is boring i mean Verdammen Sie es zu Hölle can we not be treated like second graders just once! ugh! oh yeah th little middle schoolers are coming to tour the school. reminds me of when me and BEth cam elast year. the reject wore high heels wile we walked around being the loud boy crazy freaks we are, pointing out over 300 "hot" guys. theres not even a hundred now and i know 200+ guys didnt all graduate! haha oh speaking of Beth, I talked with her for a brief second, well more like she used me so she could text TIm no doubt, and after Helen was all like "why do u even talk to her ugh" being all kind of snob-bitch. sorry helen but u were. and if she ever reads this i can hear it now. ugh its like coral-ish (coral from RW/RR Gauntlet) "y would u try to say that on ur blog and ont just tell me in person" because i didnt think about it, im trying not to fight with my best friend thanks.
if u havent noticed i have tons of best friends. haha SO this is uber long so im gonna quit for now.
peace and love
Kayy ♥