Tuesday, May 13, 2008

And Then We All Agreed Krebs Should Be Fed to The Talking Pig

okay, so not really but its a thought.
too bad the pig died and everyone had over 50 pounds of bacon.
yeah you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. We watched Animal Farm in English and laughed at it the whole time because AJ kept whispering things like "oh no!" "I'm scared!" "That hoe..." "Oh he's a dick..." it was entertaining;. And then when the giant pig died Krebs is like "everything's better with bacon..." which is what his shirt said yesterday and everyone joked around about it. and then Cauis is all like "no, that was yesterday." your shirt says nothing about bacon today" and hes like fine! everything tastes better with pink floyd! it was great. adn the whole bacon thing was before animal farm. and before Animal farm they also had a five minute arguing contest about how some book he had someting about darkness and heart and i dont remember is the same as apocolaypse. and idk on spelling but get over it. and they were yelling back and forth adn then Mary said something to Helen about how "she has no life outside Twilight" Mary said Helen didnt. sorry if that was confusing. and for aminute i thought Helen was gonna smack a bitch! it was great. and then watching marys face when the fatass pig died was great because shes one of those people who "oh no i stepped on an ant" kind of vegetarian "i cant watch nythign get hurt!" and itd be okay if she was for real about it but i think she fakes it all. and yeah thats bitchy but look who your talking to. And speaking of faking things, Beth was put in the hospital because she "collapsed in walmart and hit her head ont eh way down." personally i think she just collapsed for the attention, drugs, and sympathy and then she did hit her head and had to be hospitalized. But it all started out as an attention thing. And this just popped into my head. have you ever heard someone say somethign like "oh its only a cry for help." no, its a cry for attention and youre giving it to them. ugh okay look what i found o roll that bad emoness cloud away
wow that sounded bad.

Girl #1: Why you got that scary picture as your wallpaper?
Girl #2: It's not scary. It's a pretty field and a tree.
Manager: It looks like Teletubbies are gonna walk over the hill and kill us all.
Girl #1: Why you gotta be so scary? Why can't you have a normal desktop picture? Like Betty Boop?


haha
Oh and the blood posioning thing, yeah i know i should let professionals do it but i cant very well do that legally. And mom says luckily i dont have blood posioning but i might have to get a tetnus shot.
maybe.
if its still reed tonight but its not that bad right now.
anyway.
I'ma get off here.

~Kayy

2 comments:

Rexpennae said...

I like Animal Farm, it's really a good book with a good message.

Be careful, blood poisoning is really bad, there are some signs, but if it gets bad they'll have to amputate to prevent the infection from spreading...

Kansas,
Who's leaving tommorrow and promises to comment on all the posts you put up while he's gone, after he comes back on Saturday.

Helen said...

Bwahaha. Mary Beth is a dumbass.

I was like "I didn't like Juno. It glamorized teen pregnancy and the music sucked."
And she was like "Well you just don't like it because you don't have a life outside of Twilight"
And then you missed it! I was like "No, I don't like that movie because I have an IQ above 50." And like no one heard me and it made me mad.

Haha.

xo
Helen